Paunnie Models His Wifebeater

I always hate it when Mommis leaves the house with Paunnie and not me, or me and not him. It always means something bad.

Yesterday after we went to the park, she left with Paunnie and he was gone all day.  I was okay, because I had Tucker with me for day care, but I wondered what happened with Paun.

He wandered in around 4 PM, and he was pretty bummed.  He immediately laid down at Mommis’ feet and went to sleep.

Only later did I find out why: Mommis betrayed him. She took him in for surgoire to remove the bump on his back. And while he couldn’t resist, she had his teefies cleaned. So not only does he have ten staples in his back and a big square shaved place with no fur, but I bet his teefies hurt too,

He ate dinner, and then he laid right down again. Before he went under he told me he felt pretty good. And then Mommis told me he was on Tramadol, a drug they give humams.

Mommis put a wifebeater on him so we couldn’t lick his wound. He can’t reach it cuz it’s on his back, but I would be very willing to clean him.  I clean Mommis all the time when she lets me.

I hope she takes the wifebeater off so I can clean his wound one day soon. And I hope he doesn’t get addicted to those pills.

Should Mommis sell the rest of them when he gets well? Comments?

Ummm…I made a little mistake. I ate Charlie’s Bose headphones. I forgot for a minute that back in Arizona, when I ate Mommis’s Bose headphones she was really mad. I think they were expensive, whatever that means. I think I heard her tell Charlie she would give him the new ones she bought after I ate her other ones.
That means she will have to buy another pair, and I will try not to eat them. I hope she doesn’t leave them around where I will be tempted.

They’re good though, because they are made of something that tastes like shoe. They were a lot better than Mommis’s iPod headphones, which I tasted at the beginning of the summer, but I spat out when I realized they were plastic

I only like certain kinds of plastic. Usually it’s in Bluetooth headsets. They seem to be really tasty.