Today is our anniversary. A year ago I joined her family, brought there by Rescue a Golden of Arizona. She fell in love with me immediately, and said she wouldn’t bother with a trial period, but would take me for good. I was so excited. I thought it would be love forever.
One year later, and where is she? Out for New Year’s Eve with my cousin Ko. She is cheating on me on our anniversary. Do you believe this?
When she comes home on Wednesday, I’m going to ignore her. I will pretend I didn’t miss her and don’t love her. And then I will eat something of hers. Maybe a new shoe.