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Why I Threw Up


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Originally uploaded by hardaway

In the middle of the dining room table, Mommis keeps a bowl of candy. Ed gave it to her for Christmas.

I didn’t know you could eat it, until I saw Mommis take one. So I knew it must be good. So when she left for the Barack Obama rally and I was bored, I grabbed some.

It tasted good, but it didn’t go down very well. Maybe I was supposed to take off the wrappers first. But there were so many wrappers and so little time. I didn’t know when she was coming home.

Luckily, when she came home, she was worried about Paunnie, who was iimping, so she didn’t even notice me.

I still had a pretty good buzz on at the dog park this morning, but I sure wasn’t hungry for breakfast.

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