Mommis took us to Maverick’s this morning and we went fimmin. That was the good part. The bad part was that afterwards she baffered me not once, but twice. The first one wasn’t so bad, ‘cuz she used the hose. But the second time she took me in the shower with her, put the soap on me, and then blew me dry until I ran away. Then I ran around looking for someone to play with, but Bo and Paunnie were already in Dog Down Time. I’m bored!