Mommis is a puppy slut. She doesn’t have enough puppies in her life with us that she had to leave us again to go to Half Moon Bay and see how much Taylkey grew? After all the time I spent cleaning her up this week?
Doesn’t she have enough puppies in her life? I’m still her puppy. Monti is her puppy. Even Sophie is her puppy.
I know what she needs: a therapy dog to get rid of her puppiscuity problem. Maybe I could be that. I’m looking for a bigger role in her life.