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25 Random Things About Me

I hate memes, but Mommis said I had to do this:

1)I don’t know who I am. I’m still waiting for my DNA test to come back and tell me if I am pure golden, or have some chow in me

2)I bark at little children. They’re a funny size, and that scares me.

3)I hate Embark, even if it is expensive and good for me.

4)I love Mommis’s Wacoal bras.

5)I enjoy them most in the back yard.

6) There’s something in the pampas grass outside our house, and I’m gonna find out what it is, if I have to go out there every day ahd look.

7) I love our walks with Auntie Carolyn

8) Our friend Auntie Carolyn is The Constable now

9) Half Moon Bay is a great place to walk

10) Mommis doesn’t buy those Bluetooth headsets anymore. They were chewy. Now she just talks to the visor in the car.

11) The new car is just like the old car. I can curl up in the trunk when the back seats are down, and avoid Paunnie.

12) I’d love to get in the front, like Paunnie does. Maybe one day I can plead hip dysplasia.

13) I’m glad Monti moved.  He was getting bigger than me, and pretty tough.

14) I have stuff hidden around the yard that Mommis might NEVER find

15) My best friend is Toley, but he’s in Half Moon Bay.

16) I don’t think Boda likes me. He never pays any attention to me.

17) I’d like to be Auntie Belle’s dog.

18) Milan Scoble frightened me when he came under my dining room table. I didn’t know what he was.

19) When I run away from Mommis, it is usually for a gato.

20) I don’t know what the hell all the excitement is about running after a ball and bringing it back to Uncle Dan. It’s just repetitive motion, so I scorn it.

21) The haircut she gives me when I get matted, the one that makes me look like “Lamby Pammy,” I secretly like it.  It’s cooler.

22) All Mommis’s men friends love dogs except her friend Mark. He doesn’t think I belong on the bed. I don’t think HE belongs on the bed either.

23) When I ate “Outliers,” I found it repetitive. The cover was the best part.

24) Mommis wakes up too early for me. I like to sleep a little later.

25)  Doesn’t Mommis realize all those people who walk outside the picture window could be axe-murderers? She doesn’t bark enough, so I have to do it for her.  I protect her.

G’night. Grrrrmmmmm

3 thoughts on “25 Random Things About Me

  1. Oh, Buppy, we not-so-secretly wish you were ours, too! This was the best 25 things list we’ve read yet. You are absolutely riveting!

    Love,
    Toley, Boda and Auntie Belle

  2. P.S. Check out our new word press Gravatar. We made it just so we could have a pickie when we comment on your blog.

    Love You Like a Brother,
    Toley

  3. I’m Simba and my mom doesn’t know I’m using her internet machine. It’ll be our secret, Buppy. I LOVES keyboards!

    Your ways of embarrassing your Mommis with her underwear sound like a great idea that I’m gonna have to try with my mom’s! I was SO impressed!

    (I have 2 moms, a charlie-mom and a sparky-mom. Sparky-mom doesn’t care what I do, but charlie-mom is so funny when I steal her stuff!)

    I’m a gato, so I’ll bet we’d have lots of fun playing outdoors together! Just fair warning, tho’, ‘cuz I know your Mommis and mine are friends …be careful if we’re ever playing near that pampas grass! Me ‘n my cousins, we loves puppy noses. Especially if they get REAL close to our paws!

    Hope your DNA results make your Mommis happy! I better run ‘cuz I my charlie-mom coming. Meowwww, Buppy!

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