We were all back together again this morning. Mommis materialized mysteriously on Wednesday night. UncleEd brought her home.But then my lover Leeloo didn’t show up at the park on Thursday.
I thought she broke up with me, but then she showed up today. I was so excited I think I assaulted her.
She put her tail down and didn’t speak to me for almost the whole walk! But then she forgave me. I will never do that to her again; I respect women.
Especially I respect Mommis because she came home.
My life is so strange nowadays. My daily routine, with the park and Leeloo and Gage and Jackson and Xena and Chai and everyone else is gone. Mostly I sit behind the gate. Uncle Max takes us out in the yard, and throws to Trina and Sammy. Uncle Dan comes over. But I never see my true love, Leeloo.
Until…every once in a while Uncle Ed descends on the scene. Uncle Ed is my special Uncle, and he is some sort of god. He takes me to the park and I get to play keepaway, which I have become good at from defending myself against Trina and Blu and Sammy:
I also got to see Leelooo, and she still loves me!
And Chai was there, too. Everyone was there. I got rid of Chai though.
I don’t know where Mommis found that Uncle Ed fellow, but he is golden. I mean, he is a golden.
Ever since that Mommis woman who I thought loved me so much vaporized I’ve been having a boring summer. I spent most of the day in the living room behind the gates with the other boys and Trina, who are all older. And I hadn’t seen Leeloo at all although I thought about her a lot.
And then suddenly yesterday Uncle Dan took a picture of me behind the gate with Blu.
Mysteriously, the next morning Uncle Ed showed up and freed me — took me to the park to see Leeloo and Zena and Jackson Dog. I was so happy!!!! They were all there. Except Mommis.
I did manage to find out that Mommis is in Portugal, where they have wine, fish and oranges, and they swim a lot. I hope Mommis will teach me to swim if she ever comes home.
In the meantime, whoever found this Uncle Ed dude for me deserves a big golden kiss!