My life is so strange nowadays. My daily routine, with the park and Leeloo and Gage and Jackson and Xena and Chai and everyone else is gone. Mostly I sit behind the gate. Uncle Max takes us out in the yard, and throws to Trina and Sammy. Uncle Dan comes over. But I never see my true love, Leeloo.
Until…every once in a while Uncle Ed descends on the scene. Uncle Ed is my special Uncle, and he is some sort of god. He takes me to the park and I get to play keepaway, which I have become good at from defending myself against Trina and Blu and Sammy:
I also got to see Leelooo, and she still loves me!
And Chai was there, too. Everyone was there. I got rid of Chai though.
I don’t know where Mommis found that Uncle Ed fellow, but he is golden. I mean, he is a golden.