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Leeloo Needs to be Put in Her Place

This morning in the park Leeloo tried to take my water bottle. She’s so aggressive, for a girl. I try to be nice to her, but she doesn’t make it easy. She acts like she’s a boy or something.

Look what I had to do with her! And even then I never did win.

But I can’t help it, I love her so much. In two weeks she leaves me for New Hampshire, and I hope she doesn’t meet anyone there:-(

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Mixed Reality

Every morning my Mommis talks to Leeloo’s Mommis about this game they are playing. Sometimes the game makes her happy, but the last two days it made her sad because she says she’s out of balls and there was a wild Ponyta out there. I didn’t see any Ponyta, but I did see a ball in the grass this morning.  

She just kicked that one away toward Sammy. I don’t get it.

She also said something about buying more balls and Leeloo’s Mommis said don’t spend money doing that. But when I got into the car I opened the place where the sunglasses live and guess what? I found Mommis some money to buy more balls.

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Entrepreneurs

Entrepreneurs are nice people who like dogs and even will take you outside to pee. How do I know? Mommis took me to the Mesa Entrepreneurship Roundtable tonight and while she was speaking I walked around the table meeting all the people. There was one cat person but she was still nice. She wants to make sunscreens for cars with cat paws on them but she agreed to do dogs next.


Mommis  was pretty busy so this lady Pam took me out to pee. This saved me from potential embarrassment!

I like entrepreneurs.

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Mommis is Gone For Two Weeks

My life is so strange nowadays. My daily routine, with the park and Leeloo and Gage and Jackson and Xena and Chai and everyone else is gone. Mostly I sit behind the gate. Uncle Max takes us out in the yard, and throws to Trina and Sammy. Uncle Dan comes over. But I never see my true love, Leeloo.

Until…every once in a while Uncle Ed descends on the scene. Uncle Ed is my special Uncle, and he is some sort of god. He takes me to the park and I get to play keepaway, which I have become good at from defending myself against Trina and Blu and Sammy:

I also got to see Leelooo, and she still loves me!

And Chai was there, too. Everyone was there. I got rid of Chai though.

I don’t know where Mommis found that Uncle Ed fellow, but he is golden. I mean, he is a golden.

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Freed by Uncle Ed!

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Ever since that Mommis woman who I thought loved me so much vaporized I’ve been having a boring summer. I spent most of the day in the living room behind the gates with the other boys and Trina, who are all older. And I hadn’t seen Leeloo at all although I thought about her a lot.

And then suddenly yesterday Uncle Dan took a picture of me behind the gate with Blu.

Mysteriously, the next morning Uncle Ed showed up and freed me — took me to the park to see Leeloo and Zena and Jackson Dog. I was so happy!!!! They were all there. Except Mommis.

I did manage to find out that Mommis is in Portugal, where they have wine, fish and oranges, and they swim a lot. I hope Mommis will teach me to swim if she ever comes home.

In the meantime, whoever found this Uncle Ed dude for me deserves a big golden kiss!