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Alexa, Turn the Lights On

“Alexa,”  Mommis yells.  “Turn the lights on.” I don’t know who Alexa is, because the only other people in the room are us, but whoever she is she does turn the lights on, and that startles us awake. I don’t know why Mommis persists in waking up so early.

I think that’s why Bruce doesn’t go with us. Sammy, of course, is just Mommis’s little shill and will go anywhere. I go, but often with a deep sigh, wishing she’d wait a little later.

It’s always good once we get out there, though. I love the park.

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Portraits of Pups: Jackson Dog

This is Jackson Dog. His mother’s name is Carol, and he is huge. Large and in charge. Very excited to see everyone all the time and a mountain of energy. He is three but I play with him every morning.

When he sees Mommis you can just see how badly he wants to jump up on her, but once she was holding his leash sitting down on a restaurant patio and he dragged her and her chair across the patio and dislocated her finger. That’s how strong he is.

So Aunt Carol has taught him that he cannot jump up on anyone and he has to curb his enthusiasm. We love him.

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She’s Home

We had that pink suitcase thing and the mysterious disappearance again over Christmas. It made me very sad. 

So I spent the whole time trying to get the stuff off the tree and into the back yard where I could play with it. That kept my mind off Mommis’s defection.

Last night she came home very late, but we reminded her about the walk in the morning and she did get up and take us. #whyIloveher

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The Shark

Mommis is hanging around with a new animal called a Shark. Me and Trina are trying to hide in Uncle Max’s room so it doesn’t get us but it keeps following us. 

It makes a terrible loud noise and sucks up everything I was planning to pick up and eat myself. It’s eating all of our snacks.Mommis didn’t use to pal around with noisy animals. In fact, when we’re noisy she makes us be quiet. So how come this Shark gets special rules?

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Parties and Receptions Are Booor-Ing!

So last night Mommis and I went to a couple of receptions for SeedSpot Demo Day. I had to dress up in my jacket and clean people’s faces and let them take selfies with me. The only good part was when I got to show them my new balls, which seem to have come down last week.

I might have felt better about going if Mommis hadn’t given me the apple during the committee meeting we went to in the afternoon. It went through me so fast that I pooed in the school’s student garden! How embarrassing.