When I play in the sprinkler water. Doesn’t she understand that I am a water dog? And she calls me that name “BeeWee” that rhymes with PeeWee. I am embarrassed by that. I much prefer “Bupsta,” but she won’t call me that. Only B2, BeeWee, and Beeks.
Sammy is the world’s best ball chaser.these are my friends that I see every morning. Lady Leeloo, Amy, and my brother Sam.
A great thing happens in the backyard every two weeks. Water comes from nowhere, I mean not out of the sky but I mean out of the ground, and suddenly the backyard is like a lake This makes me so happy. Uncle Max caught me though.
I never went to a real dog party before, but Mommis took me to one tonight. There were lots of strange dogs and I was scared at first and I stood next to Mommis who is scared of nothing and also bigger than me. But then some of the dog started playing and Leeloo
came, and I ended up having a great time. I even walked into the lake
Me and Sammy love rainy days ‘
“Alexa,” Mommis yells. “Turn the lights on.” I don’t know who Alexa is, because the only other people in the room are us, but whoever she is she does turn the lights on, and that startles us awake. I don’t know why Mommis persists in waking up so early.
I think that’s why Bruce doesn’t go with us. Sammy, of course, is just Mommis’s little shill and will go anywhere. I go, but often with a deep sigh, wishing she’d wait a little later.
It’s always good once we get out there, though. I love the park.
Mommis is hanging around with a new animal called a Shark. Me and Trina are trying to hide in Uncle Max’s room so it doesn’t get us but it keeps following us.
It makes a terrible loud noise and sucks up everything I was planning to pick up and eat myself. It’s eating all of our snacks.Mommis didn’t use to pal around with noisy animals. In fact, when we’re noisy she makes us be quiet. So how come this Shark gets special rules?