So Mommis wants to get me certified as a Service Dog. What if I don’t want to be one?
I guess I don’t get to choose. This morning we went to the Biltmore Fashion Park and Juan met us there. I should have known something was up when I saw him.
Anyway, it was a pain in the tail. “Buppy sit” again and again. Which I learned this morning is NOT the same as down. Usually when Mommis says almost anything I either come or go down depending. But this time every time she said sit and I got down we had a do-over.
Then, when I got that, we practiced stay. I did great on that until the time “stay” meant she was leaving me with Juan to go into the Apple Store.
For 3 entire minutes!!! I only made a minute and a half. Finally, to get her to stop doing this stuff I just went down and refused to do anything else.
I’m so damned tired.
Entrepreneurs are nice people who like dogs and even will take you outside to pee. How do I know? Mommis took me to the Mesa Entrepreneurship Roundtable tonight and while she was speaking I walked around the table meeting all the people. There was one cat person but she was still nice. She wants to make sunscreens for cars with cat paws on them but she agreed to do dogs next.
Mommis was pretty busy so this lady Pam took me out to pee. This saved me from potential embarrassment!
I like entrepreneurs.
She showed up this morning with a harness and a leash, but Mommis stripped her naked for me.
And so I showed her my stuff. I quietly seduced her . I’m actually pretty smooth for a guy my age. I did betray my excitement by peeing on the floor though.That was embarrassing.
I hardly ever get to be alone with LeeLoo anymore. Gage is always watching us and he’s so big and strong. He’s a whole month older.
OH, and I made Mommis sad yesterday. I pooped on a rug in the hall and peed on the floor in the living room an hour after Olivia mopped it. I know I shouldn’t do this stuff because then Mommis tells Uncle Max that she feels like a failure. Uncle Max tells her I’m young. Am I still young? What’s young? Does it mean my peepee leaks?
Maybe the vet can fix that!